A Thoroughly Modern Millie

simplyprofessional:

maybejustaweebit:

simplyprofessional:

maybejustaweebit:

Why dontcha wanna be a Disney princess?

At da place. Alllll night. Errybody’s workin’ for da weekend. Doo dah doo doo do bah bah dee bah boo boo bah doo! Thazza song, if ya didn’t know.

Prin- what?

Mmm, yes. I know that song. What’s the name of the place?

Izzat plaaaaace. We got waffles and eggs and stuff. You should go. All I ever get are drunk people at 3 AM who throw up inna eggs. Not nice. You’re not allowed ta do that.

I see. I would love to come. Will you meet me there?

Suuuuuure. S’over on *** Street. By the sign. At night though.